10 More Things You’d Love to Say at Work … But Still Can’t
The list I posted yesterday was so popular, I thought I’d post a few more items from the original one. So by popular demand, here they are:
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- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
- Do I look like a “people person”?
- This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic, and disorder—my work here is done.
So what else would you like to say at work, if only you could? You can leave a comment by clicking here.
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Posted on November 17, 2008
In: Miscellany
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